Christmas wish list.

is that time of the year again, and I feel more festive than I have ever about Christmas, so I'm gonna write a Christmas wish list. But the nature of wish list is not for getting real presents, it to come up with another list of wishful thinking! why not just goof off like I always do?

1. an army of squirrels programmed to live inside Pokemon balls when I don't want them

2. armor suit for my army of penguins last year

3. an army of birds, cz bird + squirrel + penguin = peace. (its my formula of peace, love, laugh.)(how do you come up with this madness?)(hm, its 2012, hippies are taken over by hipsters, and there must be another saying for hipster-ness)

4. a sonic wand to control the squirrel fighting club that I meant to start in my dream (yip, Harry Potter and Doctor Who)

5. a big blue crate for squirrel fighting.

6. food. for. me.

7. a live turkey as law reinforcement for my imaginary farm club chaos.

8. loads of phish food for my penguins and birds

9. my squirrels eat bagels and muffins. (that's why they are so fat) so upon Christmas I shall ask my imaginary (aka. fake, non-existing) friend, santa, for loads of bagels and muffins but no cream cheese. (santa is not really my friend, he is only an associate of some evil commercial cooperate )

10. epic movie soundtracks to listen to during my imaginary squirrel fight.

11. a wrench, a fleshy light, a real honest screwdriver, and a roll of duct tape. In case I get trap in my inception.

12. More Christmas music! I feel festive this year.

13. A stack of Broadway show tune albums. If it's not a stack don't even try to offer it to me. and I won't take this present from you unless its been delivered by Glinda the good witch, or Mary Poppins.

14. A turkey that is meant for food consumption so that my family can eat it.

15. I think this is enough for now.